Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

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What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.