What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."