What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard