What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

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What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.