What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes