What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes More Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes