Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!