Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!