Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!