How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

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What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters