Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
She wanted to be on time.
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Because an Asian without A's is a sin
A one night stand with Jesus
They were both catchers for the Padres.
The dime had more cents.
