Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters