Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.