Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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What I hated the most in Facebook?

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.