Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"