How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.