What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?

Oh, how I pine for you!"