What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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Because they're so...viet.

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Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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He fell out of the tree

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.