What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

A tender loving hare.

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?

Oh, how I pine for you!"