What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Why are condoms transparent?

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.