Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.
A Fungi!
When they start to like spankings
She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
He's always HARD at work.
A couple of weeks