How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.