What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood