What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack?

Frito Leah's