What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.