What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)