How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR