What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

White Woman Jokes More White Woman Jokes

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.