What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Helmet Jokes More Helmet Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device