What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Balaclava Jokes More Balaclava Jokes

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Helmet Jokes More Helmet Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device