What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.