How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.