I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Dad jokes
Fo Drizzle.
The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".
You get a lot of puse.
Cos they're playas.
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
