What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!