Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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I can't find the answer anywhere.

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I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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You can feel his presents ...

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.