Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!