Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Carrion Luggage Jokes More Carrion Luggage Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

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Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...