How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error