What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

A: All of them.

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Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee