Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown