Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

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What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros