What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

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Your teeth.

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How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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With a pair of Caesars.

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He gets stumped.

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What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's