How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
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Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.
He calls it a work of art.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
They both fear the wurst
