What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

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What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Wurst Jokes More Wurst Jokes

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense