What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

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What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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What do you call a really bad sausage?

The Wurst.

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense