How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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What do you take on a math camping trip?

2/10

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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They suspected it of fowl play.