What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

Why are black people unfair?

Because they're unfair.

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How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.