How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!