How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.