How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !