How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.