How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.