Yarn.
Just one, except she scissors it in.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
No one knows they never keep the house!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Your spinning me a yarn here !
I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."