How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.