How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Deadhead Jokes More Deadhead Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Grateful Dead Fan Jokes More Grateful Dead Fan Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.