No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
The telephone rang while she was ironing.
They mean what they say.
She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
been wondering for years
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
