How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!