What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.