What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW