What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW