How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

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Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients