How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!