Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

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English Jokes More English Jokes

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Alzheimer Patient Jokes More Alzheimer Patient Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.