What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle