What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant