What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Constantinople fall?

Itstumbled.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.