What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.