How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!