How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)