Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They are two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Pedal Jokes More Pedal Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling