How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Apple Genius Jokes More Apple Genius Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

Swap Jokes More Swap Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do